Oh well your browser sucks and can't play this mp3. You lose.The Story of the NOOB and the IAC

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7/10/2004 - 8/6/2004 (and still not done due to lack of time)

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It all started with some threads found on a very familiar web site called 3SI.org. For over a couple years now even thru an engine replacement I have always had this idle problem especially when the A/C is on, but lately it has extended itself and gotten worse. Now when I take off (cold or hot) and push the accelerator sharply down it putters for a few seconds before taking off. I haven't noticed what RPMS its doing it at, but I'm sure its about the same as all the other posts I've seen about this. All the friggin while I'm lookin stuff up and come to find out its probably the IAC.

So, lets get to work and while we're at it lets replace the fuel filter, fix the washer pump and hose that moronic mechanics broke and disconnected without telling me, fix the potty shotty antenna in the back, replace the drip line weather stripping on the door windows, sand and repaint the windshield wiper arms, and finally see about takin that ole IAC out like it says on Jeff Lucius' web site. By the way, for the extremely NOOBest of the NOOB out there IAC stands for Idle Air Controller, to the late later and latest NOOB person or known as ISC sometimes if ya feel like it. I don't feel like telling you what ISC stands for, so if you feel like its important go look da shitza up. :) gleam gleam - This is likely responsible for all kinds of funky IDLE shit with regards to air intake shit and fuel shit and stuff that makes your engine put put putter. Why am I writing like this? Well, cause I read too much serious stuff throughout the day at work and on the threads, and I just feel like having a bit of fun with this insanely time costing ordeal. 

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